"He’s crazy about you, baby bro."
when u hurt ur boob
I’m twelve years old again.
Someone help me stop laughing, it hurts.
an actual photo of me this summer
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
Finally got in contact with my new roommate I’m moving in with next month. Here’s to hoping she ain’t no cocaine-peddling closet murderer.